They see me rollin’
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webgruntzed
Added on October 27th, 2021 12:26
Dis you ever see a Gilligan’s Island rerun in which the skipper took off his hat and whipped Gilligan with it? That might be the perfect punishment for this crime.
Or more realistically, a psych eval and then depending on the result and the injured parties’ willingness to press charges, a trial for arson and petty theft.
Unless he’s in Florida, in which case this would be what’s known as a quiet Tuesday.
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webgruntzed
Added on October 27th, 2021 12:21
Humans: “We take organs from a dead body and put them in a sick one to save a life.”
Also humans: “I’ll set fire to the shrubbery, then flee on the lawn mower. It’s the percect crime!”
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BuiltLikeAFridge
Added on October 26th, 2021 8:52
Wait here while I google those places to see if its in Florida
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