Somebody had a groggy surprise this morning.
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peluchess
Added on November 4th, 2021 5:39
Probably happened to one of those guys who proudly have a sticker in the back of their cars that says, I EAT ASS!
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jlmonger
Added on November 4th, 2021 5:12
I did that once with Vaseline both in blue tubes half asleep didn’t realize till started to brush….NASTY
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claudesoph
Added on November 4th, 2021 5:09
I mean if you keep your hemorrhoid cream next to your toothpaste, you’re kind of asking for it.
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SeanOfTheDead1313
Added on November 4th, 2021 1:42
Not as bad when I used IcyHot as lube in the dark 😲😩🥶🥵
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celli11218
Added on November 4th, 2021 1:33
When I was younger in high school I’d sleep until 4 M get up shower brush my teeth then go back to bed until 730 for class. I have a VERY vivid memory of doing exactly this around 4 am before my shower. It’s absolutely revolting to this day even 11 years later
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reviving_ophelia88
Added on November 4th, 2021 1:16
“Not toothpaste” won’t help. Anything in a similarly shaped squeeze tube is fair game. I’ve accidentally put (or almost put) face wash, moisturizer, cream deodorant, and burn gel on my toothbrush (more than once each) while half asleep or distracted just in the last year alone. The face wash was the only one to actually make it into my mouth (despite it being much larger) before I realized I’d made a horrible mistake.
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BarnacleMcBarndoor
Added on November 4th, 2021 1:15
If it’s in paste form, and I spread it on my teeth, it’s freaking toothpaste. It’s gonna be very difficult convincing me otherwise.
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MiaSewil
Added on November 4th, 2021 1:14
Why is there no “toothpaste” label on another tube? So confusing
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