[OC] Date night
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Chomusuke_99
Added on December 20th, 2021 0:04
[sobbing] thank you. noone ever looked at me and called me a snacc.
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feor1300
Added on December 19th, 2021 23:16
I feel like she’s got strong opinions about Huey Lewis and the News…
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yesgirlnogamer
Added on December 19th, 2021 22:46
Your English is good but needs some edits by a native speaker.
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paleo2002
Added on December 19th, 2021 22:26
This is absurd! He actually found a match on a dating app?
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Skoodge42
Added on December 19th, 2021 21:50
Well…to be fair it probably helps more than eating any other animal…
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sumelar
Added on December 19th, 2021 21:47
As long as we got to have a date first.
That’s how starved for companionship I am I guess.
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batatatchugen
Added on December 19th, 2021 21:40
Just don’t eat the brain and mind the prions.
Edit: fucking autocorrect
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gryzloko
Added on December 19th, 2021 21:20
I am aware of the typos. I will correct it on my instagram later today. Thanks for your understanding.
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whatdidisay-
Added on December 19th, 2021 21:15
there’s a good argument for this type of thing why plant a million trees when killing 30,000 people would work easier. except trees don’t give that much oxygen, it’s a misnomer… something we’re inherently taught but isn’t true at all.
What gives us the oxygen to breath – plankton. And i’m not talking a small amount – 80% of our O2 is produced by these little guys.
but if we could eat human meat safely i think we would, except we can’t. It’s the whole mad cow disease. Because of the long term effects it’ll be a death sentence. Obviously a small number would survive because of how screwy our genetic make up is… but then we’d just be left with one.
as much as an immortal cannibal highlander end to humanity sounds fun. and i’m on board. there may be a better way.
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22someguy
Added on December 19th, 2021 21:10
https://liquiddeath.com/pages/vegancannibal
Apparently this is a real thing….”At the Vegan Cannibal Steakhouse, we believe that human meat is murder. That’s why we only serve you and your family 100% plant-based, cruelty-free human. Now you can enjoy all the human meat you crave, but without anyone getting killed!
Yes, you can actually order our food October 28th if you live in New York or LA.”
What the fuck is cruelty free human?
Now I’m getting vibes of the animal creature thing off of hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy that was specifically bred and designed to want to be eaten… to eliminate the cruelty of killing the animal that doesn’t want to be eaten. -
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ecafyelims
Added on December 19th, 2021 20:39
Cannibalism might even be vegan, since it doesn’t hurt (non-human) animals.
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twohedwlf
Added on December 19th, 2021 20:21
Having your neighbor over for dinner really is the best way to reduce your carbon footprint.
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