Dude got circumcised at 30
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heratonga
Added on April 26th, 2024 21:25
This guys being a bit of a dick.
I Got circumcised at the age of 42, best decision I ever made and wish I had done it 20 yrs earlier. Recovery wasn’t fun at all, waking up in agony cause you start getting a Boner in your sleep, stressing your gonna bust some stitches and then he won’t back down although your in tears repeating over and over ‘think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts…’ -
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PrelateFenix
Added on April 26th, 2024 20:39
His restaurant is probably called Two-Tone Malone’s.
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HappyAtheist3
Added on April 26th, 2024 20:33
I am so grateful my mom decided to leave me uncircumcised. It’s not hard to teach your kid to clean themselves.
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anengineerandacat
Added on April 26th, 2024 20:21
I got an even crazier story to tell (and this shit is true).
Wife and myself let (and for the purposes of anonymity here) her friend and her friend’s boyfriend house-watch while we went on vacation.
Well her “boyfriend” and her were doing the deed and he managed to effectively self-circumcise himself (ripped something) and I get a phone call from her saying she was really sorry but they made a big mess in the house (cause the guy was essentially bleeding out) and then next day he calls up saying he had to be emergency circumcised because of her.
Dude was like mid-30’s, and at first we thought they were joking but when we got back to the house you quickly could tell that shit was real.
They cleaned up what they could, but white doesn’t go back to white after blood hits it; literal trail on the carpet of “spots” where they tried to clean.
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firemouth55
Added on April 26th, 2024 20:14
Honest question. How many comics use plants in the audience, to make them seem more funny and quick witted?
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humanoidtyphoon88
Added on April 26th, 2024 20:11
Practice regular, gentle retraction and phimosis can be prevented.
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cantonista
Added on April 26th, 2024 19:56
I got it done when I was 25… 6 weeks is the “official” time they quote you for healing but it was more like 6 months before things were really completely done healing. And no, there is no dick cast.
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Egan_himself
Added on April 26th, 2024 19:44
I got circumcised at the age of 33 due to medical reasons. I had been told I was going to be put to sleep for the surgery but that was an error and I has to be awake for the entire thing. They numbed my penis with Injections at the base of it.
Getting used to the change was hell and it took a while before I slept with anyone due to struggling with the change.
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aroundmedianoche
Added on April 26th, 2024 19:15
Cleaning your wiener is like 10-25 seconds a day. Something tells me this guy had phimosis
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LupinThe8th
Added on April 26th, 2024 18:54
I got cut the day I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year afterwards.
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ChanceAd8970
Added on April 26th, 2024 17:39
It is called phimosis and it is not fun, I’ve got surgery for relief from it also about 30. It really made my life better. It was my own decision, but it was not easy.
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ElectionFlashy2882
Added on April 26th, 2024 17:37
His restaurant is dirty, but they have plenty of cheese! 😂
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